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MMA News

• Phil Baroni moving to welterweight
• Jeff Monson joins the club, calls out Kimbo Slice
• Nick Diaz title fight in DREAM scrapped, he’ll be fighting KJ Noons for EliteXC title instead
• Two judges score the fight 30-26 for Grove, one scores it 29-28 for Tanner. lol?
• IFL pretty much dead now, UFC signing up their fighters

Gaming News

• Crysis: Warhead developers aiming more at the middle ground of PC hardware this time
• WoW patch: lowers mount level to 30. good job blizzard this fixes everything

Whatever Else News

• G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra
• John McCain thinks the government should be run like a game show; proposes a $300 million prize to the person who can develop an automobile battery that leapfrogs existing technology
  Next, maybe he’ll propose that if you hit a Whammy you lose all your money
• Man charged with DUI for being drunk in charge of a wheelchair
• 60 year old woman served a $1400 bill by Time Warner for porn movies, with up to 17 allegedly ordered in one day. One Time Warner representative offered the explanation: “Maybe your dog ordered them.”

MMA News

• Tito says he is going to “give Dana a SLAP!!!” this weekend at the TUF Finale
• Rampage and Forrest both test clean
• Big John likes to talk shit

Gaming News

• The new TF2 patch owns
• Preview for new UFC game
• This game looks kind of cool I guess I don’t know

Whatever The Fuck Else

• Ohio teacher burned the cross onto kids’ arms
• Teen faces 38 years in prison for hacking school computer
• Awesome pictures from Mars
• Ohio man faces 1-5 years in prison for moving a rock
• Ice discovered on Mars
• More success from the biking season: a sheriff in Santa Clara charged with running down 3 bicyclists
• A group of teenage girls forms a pregnancy pact; 17 girls reported pregnant, one of the fathers is a 24 year old homeless man

Good Game

• Great vs Mind
• Juni vs Flash

rough draft

MMA News

• Drew Fickett is a dumbass and pulled out of the Jake Shields fight AGAIN over an injury, then fought on another promotion’s card at the same time
• Refs argue over the definition of the illegal elbow
• Liddell vs Evans to highlight UFC 88
• UFC announces short notice free Fight Night for July 19th to fuck over Affliction’s payperview, main event is Anderson Silva vs James Irvin at light heavyweight

Gaming News

• Diablo II patched to no longer require CD
• Deer Hunter Online?? YES
• New Starcraft 2 screenshots

Other News

• Obama has a “September 10th” mindset
• Russian military messes around with weather manipulation
• Amsterdam enacts no-smoking law; only applies to tobacco and not marijuana
• Gas thief has 800 gallon container in his truck to steal gas from pumps

MMA News

• Pride had fixed fights and a bunch of shady shit
• Lots of quotes by the owner of the (now almost dead) IFL, proving why they are (now almost dead)
• Wanderlei Silva’s next fight: either Thiago Silva or Lyoto Machida
• Dana White’s announcement delayed, he doesn’t know wtf

Gaming News

• OSL matches linked on Starcraft page
• Rumor: a new old Megaman game coming to Xbox Live Arcade? yes please
• Next Rock Band album: The Pixies
• Info on large upcoming Age of Conan update

Other News

• Obama plans to tax the rich
• We may all be space aliens

MMA News

• Chuck Liddell starting a bunch of retarded companies so he can show up to meetings falling asleep because he’s a fat drug addict
• More shitty UFC stuff to buy: “Jakks Pacific UFC figures, use UFC-branded Bic lighters and Silver Buffalo watches, shop with a UFC credit card, and pick up UFC apparel at JC Penney stores”
• Tito Ortiz vs Kimbo Slice a possibility?? I don’t know what’s more amazing, that Tito is still being talked about or that they found someone he can actually beat
• KJ Noons talks shit about Nick Diaz, who he beat via cut stoppage. This is like a soldier being really proud and talking shit about a crit rocket
• Fights!
  • Matt Wiman vs Thiago Tavares
  • Nathan Marquardt vs Thales Leites
  • Fabricio Werdum vs Brandon Vera
  • Luis Cane vs Jason Lambert
  • Michael Bisping vs Jason Day
  • Matt Hughes vs Thiago Alves

Gaming News

• A bug in Age of Conan causes female characters to do 25% less damage
• I don’t have much gaming news so here’s some Starcraft 2 videos: 1 2 3 4
• Possible achievements being added in Wrath of the Lich King??

Other News

• When asked if Dick Cheney would serve in the McCain government, McCain replies: “Hell yeah”
• The year: 2008. The person: John McCain. The mental deficiency: this dude doesn’t know how to use a damn fucking computer
• These people put shit in their body, I have no idea why. Maybe there wasn’t a Hot Topic in their town when they were young
• Bike To Work Week off to a great start in Chicago; one dead, one seriously injured. When asked for comment, Robert Angus was quoted as saying, “get your faggot bikes off the fucking road. fags”
• George Bush Sr. guilty of using the infamous fist bump of terrorism
• Robert Downey Jr. quit his drug addict after Burger King served him a cheeseburger so disgusting he had to reassess his life
• NASA to visit the sun (not with a person)

MMA News

• Bill O’Reilly didn’t like EliteXC
• UFC announces new partnership to make more action figures

Gaming News

• New Civ4 game announced

Other News

• Tomato problem
• Possible sequel to the hit movie Jumper!!
• Parents kept their daughter on strict vegan diet, now at age 12 she has rickets and her bones are like those of an 80-year-old
• Archaeologists discover arrowhead from 60,000 years ago; pushes back the invention of the bow and arrow by 20,000 years
• Rep. Dennis Kucinich [D-OH] putting forth 35 articles of impeachment against the president