Jun 11
MMA News
- Chuck Liddell starting a bunch of retarded companies so he can show up to meetings falling asleep because he’s a fat drug addict
- More shitty UFC stuff to buy: “Jakks Pacific UFC figures, use UFC-branded Bic lighters and Silver Buffalo watches, shop with a UFC credit card, and pick up UFC apparel at JC Penney stores”
- Tito Ortiz vs Kimbo Slice a possibility?? I don’t know what’s more amazing, that Tito is still being talked about or that they found someone he can actually beat
- KJ Noons talks shit about Nick Diaz, who he beat via cut stoppage. This is like a soldier being really proud and talking shit about a crit rocket
- Fights!
Gaming News
- A bug in Age of Conan causes female characters to do 25% less damage
- I don’t have much gaming news so here’s some Starcraft 2 videos: 1 2 3 4
- Possible achievements being added in Wrath of the Lich King??
Other News
- When asked if Dick Cheney would serve in the McCain government, McCain replies: “Hell yeah”
- The year: 2008. The person: John McCain. The mental deficiency: this dude doesn’t know how to use a damn fucking computer
- These people put shit in their body, I have no idea why. Maybe there wasn’t a Hot Topic in their town when they were young
- Bike To Work Week off to a great start in Chicago; one dead, one seriously injured. When asked for comment, Robert Angus was quoted as saying, “get your faggot bikes off the fucking road. fags”
- George Bush Sr. guilty of using the infamous fist bump of terrorism
- Robert Downey Jr. quit his drug addict after Burger King served him a cheeseburger so disgusting he had to reassess his life
- NASA to visit the sun (not with a person)
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June 12th, 2008 at 7:46 am
By far the best day of news